Clinton on Pence Emails: “Amateur Hour”

Clinton: “A two-year old is better at hiding things”

Hillary Rodham Clinton, former U.S. Secretary of State, responded strongly yesterday to revelations concerning current Vice President Mike Pence’s use of emails during his time as Indiana Governor.

Apparently, Pence used his personal email to conduct state business.

“I can’t believe the Vice President,” Mrs. Clinton offered. “You would think someone in his position would know better, especially after watching me for so long.”

Though VP Pence has been reluctant to clarify the nature of the emails, which Clinton has commended, a Pence official has confirmed that 13 boxes of emails have been delivered to the Indiana State House.

“13! Only 13!” Clinton cried in disbelief. “He should have dumped no less than 1300 boxes so they’d have to spend months sifting through them. But I have to give him props on his failure to disclose.”

The Indiana Democratic Party, however, has demanded (from very, very high ground), that the Vice President comply with ethics and decency and reveal the nature of the emails.

Mrs. Clinton had a different view: “Mike, wipe the server (not with a cloth, obviously) and say you lost thousands of them–no, no, wait–say Trump lost them, yeah, that’s much more believable.”