Husband Concerned all the Cuddling just Leading to More Cuddling

Local husband David Hornee is concerned.

Not about whether the dishes are done or the shower curtain is pulled back or the toilet seat is still up.  All that can wait.

He’s concerned about his relationship.

According to David, last night was the fourth night in a row that he and his wife of many years cuddled…and then watched TV.

“It’s not that I expect anything more to happen after we cuddle,” David explained, “it’s just that I’m really upset if nothing does.”

His wife, however, had a different take on their past couple of shared weeks.

“It’s been great,” she said with a smile on her face.  “You know, it’s so nice to be able to grow closer to one another and have physical touch without any unnecessary expectations, if you know what I mean.”

Based on a recent study, however, David is not alone.  The results showed that 10 out of 10 husbands experience what the researchers have termed “cuddling inertia”.

“A husband who cuddles tends to continue cuddling,” revealed one researcher.  “Much like Newton’s first law, a body in cuddle motion opposes forces that might cause acceleration beyond cuddling.”

“I hate science,” David said with chagrin.

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