Multiverse Spotted by Scientists in the Pacific Northwest

Real Multiverse or man in Multiverse costume?

A small team of Washingtonian scientists claim to have definitive proof of a certain large, hairy beast that has escaped them for years:

The Multiverse.

A cloud of skepticism and doubt has surrounded the elusive creature for so long due to lack of any physical proof–after much searching–despite the sheer number of multiverses that would have to exist to maintain a breeding population.

“I ain’t never seen one of dem multiverses ‘fore,” said local hunter Ernie Gurney.  “I seen a Big Foot and I’s dang well seen a UFO plenty times, but not dat.”

When asked why the multiverse only seemed to be spotted by groups of eager scientists out looking for it, the team had this to say:

“It’s plausible that many have seen evidence of one before but were simply unaware of what they were looking at or their mind rejected the evidence and substituted it with something safe or familiar, like a black bear or an elk at night or even Dick Cheney in a sorcerer’s cloak.”

According to a nationwide poll, it seems the majority of Americans are still unclear as to what a multiverse is.  Because of this, we asked the team of scientists to clear things up for everyone in a way anyone could understand.

“Actually, a multiverse bears striking resemblance to a universe–it’s just really, really hairy.  It’s also a kind of ‘missing link’ to our universe.”

Even after such a straightforward, simple answer, Ernie was still unconvinced: “I dunno.  I can’t ‘splain where this universe come from, much less a brazilian of ’em.”

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