Grammarian no Logger Givs a Fluck

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Local Introvert Mistaken for Asshole

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Area anti-socialite, Phil Koff, was wandering down the aisle of his local grocery store–minding his own quiet business–when he spotted a first-time acquaintance, Cher Tumuch, approaching ominously from the other direction. Though Mr. Koff did…