The Obligatory Star Wars Traffic Boosting Article

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The Last Jedi Star Wars stuff and a little Skywalker too.  Some Han Solo, Sand Peeps, and tiny Ewoks totally.  Very, very lightsabery battle with a hint of dark side, splash of force, stirred in a Tatooine Vadershake.

Yeah, my Star Wars brings all the Lukes to the yard.

By my death star, fat Jabba Jabba no talkie talkie to a thousand Jedi masters.

Kick back to the jet black double Maul high five to my Jedi blaster…he’s a wicked tricky tricksta, yeah the prickly, sickly pimpstah:  Yo-duh.

Rogue One Star Wars stuff and a little Lukey Luke too.  Some Han Solo, Sand Peeps, and tiny Ewoks maybe.  Very, very lightsabery battle with a hint of dark side, splash of force, stirred in a Tatooine Vadershake.

Yeah, my Star Wars brings all the Wookies to the yard.

By my death star, Vader no talkie talkie to a thousand Jedi masters.

In a galaxy Jar Jar away.

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