‘Cars 3’ Overtakes ‘Wonder Woman’ because Kids Hate Feminism
Kids are bigots.
The latest installment in the animated hit series Cars has revealed a disturbing and dark underbelly of a group of our population that is normally portrayed with all the glossy doe-eyed innocence of little lambs. But it turns out it was all just propaganda. That's right, your sweet, adorable little Mickey is a big ole' bigot.
Freaking Mickey. Every time I think about him cheering an animated car instead of the Amazonian princess Diana I throw up in my mouth a little.
"Cars rule and girls drool," one pint-sized fan reported. "I'll take Lightning Mcqueen over the Princess of Themyscira any day of a million kajillion lifetimes - times infinity. Oh yeah, and did I mention girls drool?"
Although it's true that little boys are the ones mostly driving up ticket s...