DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals
It pays to be a good guy.
On the heels of big time advertisement campaigns starring iconic superheroes like Spiderman, The Hulk, Superman, Iron Man, etc. the union officially representing the villains of DC and Marvel released the statement of the century yesterday.
“In the interests of our clients, the DCU, MU, and the world at large, we–the ones callously labeled as ‘bad guys’–would like to announce our complete resignation (in perpetuity) from any and all evil plots, plans, schemes, etc. that would (directly or indirectly) cause the harm and/or destruction of the planet, humans, and…well…yeah, we guess superheroes, too.”
This shocking announcement has left their respective universes reeling in disbelief and the response–from superheroes more than anyone–has been one of complete...