IT Guy Admits Day Consists Mostly of Pet Videos and Typing a;lsjkd for Fun
Local IT worker, Vaughan Johnson, is hard at work on that server issue cat video you asked about last week."Most of my job takes me about five minutes to get done," Vaughan admitted. "The rest is mainly memes and funny videos. Of course, I tell everyone it's going to take much longer because I don't want them to start giving me busy work."His company, Cemen Enterprises, services the needs between the producer and their traders. "Our company fills a small but essential (and overlooked) gap in the market," CEO Alec Smart offered. "We're basically--what's that? Just a sec. Well, get Vaughan in here right away. As you can see, we rely on Vaughan and his team completely. We have no idea what he does or how he does it but whatever it is, it's genius."According to Mr. Johnson, their effici...