Scientists Sample Jessica Simpson’s Post-Baby Fat to Understand Source of Popularity
A few dozen scientists from the Institute of Research got together last week to examine a mystery that has confounded some of the brightest minds in our society: the popularity of Jessica Simpson’s fluctuating body weight.
This groundbreaking research, though focusing specifically on Ms. Simpson, was expected to shed light on the reason behind the public’s continuing obsession over things generally regarded as private.
Already gaining notoriety in the scientific community, this is not the first time this group of scientists have worked together on a project of this magnitude. You may recall their work with Beiber’s hair and Lady Gaga’s brain a few years back.
The team took fat samples from Ms. Simpson and compared them with samples from three completely unknown and (they were ass...