Five Myths about Myths
1. Myths actually exist (subtle double/triple meaning not intentional…or was it?).
2. Some myths are perceived as greater or lesser myths based on the author, appropriate contextual language, and frequency of dragons (for the reason why number 2 is a myth please refer to number 1).
*As a clarification to number two, in the historical sciences, these myths are termed as Mythy Myths and are more mythy or less mythy based on their score in the official Rubric for Accurately Designating Mythy Myths and Legendary Legends. This has led to such common expressions among scholars as “That’s the mythiest myth I’ve ever come across!”
3. Any jokes or puns used to connect the word “myth” with “miss” are funny.
4. Any jobs related to the study or creation of myths are actual jobs (again...