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I Drank Celery Juice for a Month and I didn’t Pee out My Butt Nearly as Much as I thought I would Have
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I Drank Celery Juice for a Month and I didn’t Pee out My Butt Nearly as Much as I thought I would Have

Celery juice, as Instagrammers know, is full of miraculous surprises. I, for one, was surprised at how many solids I had while on my month-long green juice fast. Other surprises along my incredible journey: *How many people read my article - even though it's like the 20th one covering the exact same thing. *How many near-death experiences I had (I didn't realize you were supposed to actually, you know, eat food too). Some bloggers have referred to one of the benefits of drinking celery juice as entering a state of "zen bliss"; well, take food out of your diet for a few weeks and you will reach a whole new level. *How many diseases it healed me of (one that I definitely had and countless other diseases I didn't even know about!). *How much green I went through - and I'm n...
Man just Wishes We Could all Go Back to Eating Iceberg Lettuce Again
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Man just Wishes We Could all Go Back to Eating Iceberg Lettuce Again

Hugh Humphries went out to dinner with his family last night to a place they commonly frequent. He ordered a salad. Everything went downhill from there. "You know, I've finally gotten used to the fact that I have to eat salads for dinner now," Hugh offered morosely, "but does it have to be all weeds and grass? What happened to the days when you could go into a place, order a steak and baked potato, and know that your side salad was going to be mostly iceberg, cheese, and ranch dressing? I mean, can I have a little more insult with this injury, please?!" "Arugula, spinach, frisee, radicchio," Hugh said, becoming more agitated as he went on. "Mache, mizuna, purslane (what the **** is that?), speckled radicchio (yeah, cause normal radicchio isn't enough), Blushed Butter oak, Butter...