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Richard Simmons Found Safe in the 80’s

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LAPD Detective Scott Turner and his K-9 partner, Hooch, have allayed the fears of the public mind by confirming that Richard Simmons, comedian and health fitness guru, is indeed alive and well. Police Chief Daryl…


Beyonce Pregnancy Photos End World Hunger

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All we need is Beyonce In shocking news last week, the United Nations World Food Programme announced an official end to world hunger. The reason: Beyonce’s pregnancy photos. “Shocking? Puh-leeeease!” said one irate beehive member…



Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now

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We’ve lived on this planet for thirty-five years now, and though we have easily adopted their mannerisms, assumed their practices, and assimilated their languages, we think it’s safe to say there are some things that…