Man just Wishes We Could all Go Back to Eating Iceberg Lettuce Again
Hugh Humphries went out to dinner with his family last night to a place they commonly frequent. He ordered a salad. Everything went downhill from there.
"You know, I've finally gotten used to the fact that I have to eat salads for dinner now," Hugh offered morosely, "but does it have to be all weeds and grass? What happened to the days when you could go into a place, order a steak and baked potato, and know that your side salad was going to be mostly iceberg, cheese, and ranch dressing? I mean, can I have a little more insult with this injury, please?!"
"Arugula, spinach, frisee, radicchio," Hugh said, becoming more agitated as he went on. "Mache, mizuna, purslane (what the **** is that?), speckled radicchio (yeah, cause normal radicchio isn't enough), Blushed Butter oak, Butter...