Science Confirms Men and Women not the Same Under their Pants
"It seems you have a penis, sir," confirms doctor.
Men and women around the world are discovering their bodies are different...in the strangest of places. Billions of men are reporting one form of genitalia and billions of women are reporting something quite the opposite - and these two (what seem to be) puzzle pieces are leaving everyone puzzled.
"I just never look down there," admitted college student Robbie Fernandez. "I mean, why would I? But let me tell you, when I did, I was seriously freaked out. I thought, 'THIS does not look normal'. I'm just lucky the doctor knew what it was."
Robbie's local physician, Dr. Ido Noh, had his suspicions but did not want to make any hasty judgments.
"When Mr. Fernandez came in and showed me, I have to say I wasn't 100 percent certain...