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"It seems you have a penis, sir," confirms doctor. Men and women around the world are discovering their bodies are different...in the strangest of places. Billions of men are reporting one form of genitalia and billions of women are reporting something quite the opposite - and these two (what seem to be) puzzle pieces are leaving everyone puzzled. "I just never look down there," admitted college student Robbie Fernandez. "I mean, why would I? But let me tell you, when I did, I was seriously freaked out. I thought, 'THIS does not look normal'. I'm just lucky the doctor knew what it was." Robbie's local physician, Dr. Ido Noh, had his suspicions but did not want to make any hasty judgments. "When Mr. Fernandez came in and showed me, I have to say I wasn't 100 percent certain...

FORT WORTH--An area residence is under investigation tonight after a vigilant neighbor, Sarah Noyeen, called in to report "dangerous levels of masculine behavior" happening right over their shared fence. According to the neighbor, every weekend, Nathaniel Keen gets together with a group of man friends to mansplain the world's issues and do God-else-knows-what. "They drink tons of beer, tell inappropriate jokes, and even wrestle each other on the ground!" Sarah said with eyes widening. "They're gross and needed to be stopped." At Sarah's behest, a Neighborhood Watch team was assembled and sent to the house, along with two local security guards who normally patrol the area. The head of the Watch told us that she uncovered a stash of over 100 bottles of homemade BBQ sauce in the k...